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2006-08-31T15:37:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I know there's already been a couple of them silly random serveys on this blog, but I haven't actually wrote about me! So here goes...

I'm impossible to figure out!
No-one knows the real me, not even me! =)
I'm very loud!
I'm slightly crazy! (Ok, a lil more than slightly...)
I can be a flirt!
I've been told on numberous occasions that I can be quite vain...
In conclusion to the above, I'm not vain, I just like to take pride in my appearance! (Sometimes...)
I love to dance! And I'm pretty good at it too!
I love gymnastics!
And I love to surf!
Some people say boy dancers are "gay"... but that generally tends to go over my head =)
I can be very emotional... Though I generally try to hide it... =/
I'm Bi! Hah
I have lots of great friends who I love to bits!
I have a girlfriend who I also love to bits!

So... Loves and Hates. (Things that come to mind!)
(Thats the key by the way: Bold italic = loves and italic = hates)

Surfing
Dancing
Gymnastics
Friends
Going out
Music
Tammy
My sexii husband and wife
Cooking Fat and Shit Face
Flying Tree Squirrels
Driving
Swimming
Cycling
Booze
Garlic Bread
Being the centre of attention lol
My black and white stripey scarfe
My black and white stripey hand/arm warmer things
Doritos
Sex, Sex, Sex
Porn
Big-headed people
Fakers
Haters
Liars
Cheats
Man Utd
Ouliana and the other bitch Alina
Boring people with no personality
Jelousy
Hate (lol...yet, I hate hate...)
Labelling
Stereotyping
Judging people before you know them
Homophobia
Racism
Michael Jackson
Pervs
Mustard
Cabbage
Katy
Leads me to... Stalkers
Sexual Frustration

Ok I'm gonna stop there 'cos the Hate list is getting bigger than the Loves one... not good =/

No point in this post.

2006-08-29T05:00:00.000-07:00

http://www.Pimp-Text.com/ - Pimp Text

So fecking BORED!! I wanna go out and have some super orgy with LouLou and Daniel!! Ahhh we make a sexii coup...threesome =P

Nickelback - Far Away

2006-08-29T01:11:00.000-07:00

So yeah... this song reminds me of my girlfriend for some reason... I hardly ever listen to it anymore 'cos it makes me depressy lol. She says it reminds her of moi too... so I suppose it's our song =D yay!

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know



[CHORUS]

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore



On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know



[CHORUS]



So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know



I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long

[2x]

So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe and, Hold on to me and, never let me go

[2x]

Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go

Other great depressing songs I love to cry over:
Dj Hixxy - Heavens Above
Pluss 44 - No It Isn't
And some that I can't actually recall write now =/

More about Me, Me, Me

2006-08-27T08:32:00.000-07:00

SEX.........
What's your sexual orientation?: hm. straight/bi...curious. lool not sure!
The last time you masturbated?: this morning! im about due for another =)
amount of people you've had sex with?: oo. i dunno. around 80 =/ im a man whore yay!
Last person you did something sexual with?: Beth. and Daniel
Last thing you got wet/an erection over?: Tamara =| and porn. and daniels sexii pole dancing lool
Are You
some sick phsyco-path killer?: yes... =O
a virgin?: Nope
in school: No =/ school sucks sweaty monkey crack
a no-body: Yes =) and proud of being a nobody
Would you _____ for $?
kill: how much we talking?... hm.. aslong as there was no way in hell of me getting caught out, then yes =O
have sex: no. =O im not a man-whore! ok, yes i am, but still... im not getting paid to have sex. so there.
slap a blind dude: AwWwWw... no =(
trip a blind dude: No ur mean
get a sex change: no fucking waaaaay
wear a speed-o: lol yes =) already have without the moneh!
go streaking: i do that all the tiiiiiime.. so yes
kiss the same gender: already done that too. get creative!
walk around all day with your fly wide open: yes =)
french your dog: i had to think what that meant then :| no i wouldnt... ew. although i suppose, kissing daniel is rather like kissing a dog? so maybe i would.
Who.......
is your god?: God. Duh!
do you admire: Louey! and daniel! oh and arni... ok all my mates rock my socks! but these guys are rather groovy!
do you think is extremely hot: Tamara =O , Louey and Daniel (my husband and wife) of course! Elisha Cuthbert, Chico (lol), Sonny Moore, Billie Joe, Maria Sharapova.....
thinks you're extremely hot: lol mental people... i seem to attract the people who have mental probs
do you see yourself w/ in 5 years: Tamara! hah! poor tamara
would you date as a dare: no-one cos im taken =O
do you wanna hurt real bad: tom... -_- lelah - however the fuck u spell her shitty lil name. but id never hurt a girl soooooo..id have to hire one of my tuffie W.W.E girlies to smack her for me! =)
is your sworn enemy: Katy!
yes and no's (or hell no's)
are you gay: no. hard to believe? loool =P
ne piercings: Yes. ears, lip
u do drugs: nope...
smoke cigars/cigarettes: no. used to! im proud of myself =D weeee
drink booze: all the time!
got a bf/gf: yesh i have and i love her almost as much as my black and white stripey scarfe =)
Take Jesus as ur savior: huh? no. i dont believe in Jesus, but i think i believe in God... =/
go to church: no way lol borrrrrrrringggggg. the last time i went was when i had to go with the school and i was an angel in a play =) i was like... 11 or something
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who's ur crush?: miss tamara of course! although i cant help thinking Daniel is rather sexii lool
who do u love?: tamara! all my mates! and certain members of ones family =) oh and Ghandi!
do u pick ur nose?: yummy!
what's ur most gross habit?: biting my nails, holding my cock and putting my hand down my boxers in public places, spitting on the floor :| , talking with my mouth full of food, chewing loudly, pulling out wedgies in public, i also have a tendency to strip in public... the list goes on!
ever thought about being gay?: yes... but not for me! couldnt cope without my girlie wirlies =)
ever found someone of the same gender attractive?: yes all the time :|
what would you never tell anyone about yourself?: well if i say, then im telling aren't i... dumb-ass -_0
ok enough of that...when........
do you wish you could have killed yourself: ive had that feeling aloooooot... ALOT alot. so i cant really answer. thats a crap question anyway. i hate u -_-
did you have your first crush?: god knows. hm 1st year in school i was mad on a teacher... Miss Berry lol god she was hot :|
is your b-day: 12th of never
was the last time u cried: today - from laughing too hard =O and yesterday cosss... i was feeling crap lool =)
did you recieve your last compliment? wat was it?: today - "you're hot" y, thanku. hah!
was the last time you had a bf/gf?: right nowwwwwww!
How.........
do you do?: Do u do do u do?...
do you cut up your sandwiches?: into ikkle triangles! =P somehow, they taste better that way!
would you describe yourself in 3 words?: mad, loud, flirty
much do you like this quiz?: as much as i like mustard (basically, i hate it)
long can you have sex for before you HAVE to cum, without stopping?: umm... depends... how fast, who with, what my mood is..blah etc. but my P.B is about 40mins without stopping =/

My first entry. Woo...

2006-08-23T02:50:00.000-07:00

*-VERY- random survey*
do you like pillows?:	yes. i hump them =)
ever met a talking squirrel?:	=O yes! how do u know!?
whats your favourite band spelt backwards?:	i have loads... ermm... ecnamor lacimehc ym
whats your sexual orientation?:	straight... but curious... bi? hm not bi
have you ever seen a llama?:	yes. and its a terrible heartbreaking story =(
geat the nearest book turn to page 8 and type line 4:	magic and crime. He made a silent promise that if he got
do you wear short shorts:	oh yes. show off my sexii legs! muahaha
can you make a card pyramid?:	yeah...but not a very tall one -_0
what is your fathers name?:	i have a father!? =O where!!!!???
have you ever kissed a llama?:	...i prefer not to talk about mine and the llamas private life
do you love me? of c'mon you know you do?:	of course i do! will u marry me!?
Ever done a random survey and accidently delete the whole thing?:	yes! grrrrrawrrr!!
Favourite vegetable?:	carrots! orange makes me hyper! =P
Last thing you bought?:	eyeliner... oh and some sunshades!
Ever taken a survey as pointless as this?:	yep, cos im sad like that!
Do you like green day?:	theyre ok! billie joe's kinda hawt!
How many condoms have you bought this year?:	OoO many many many...! (most get blown into lil party balloons =))
Can you say the alphabet backwards?:	z...y...x...w...v... thats as far as i can go =(
You wanna get high?:	im high on life! i dont need nothing that mashes my brain up thanks =)
Do you like llamas?:	...shh...i told u im not going there -_-
Whats your favourite song in a different language?:	Um i forgot what its called.. one by..i think theyre called O-zone!?
Ever fantasised about sex with someone famous? if so who?:	lol yesh! gwen stefani, jennifer ellison, maria sharapova.....
Should i dye my hair?:	i dont know... i cant see u can i! ...or can i...?
Have you seen family guy?:	nope. never watched it.. dont see the big deal! simpsons rules!!!!
Do you own a llama?:	whats with the llama crap!?
Do you like rap? (ew):	some is ok. dont ew. ew u too
Whats your mothers maiden name?:	starmer =/
Star sign?:	pisces. fishes!
can you rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time?:	yep. cos im a clever boy! =P
Whats your favorite breed of llama?:	llamas come in breeds?...
do you own an ipod?:	yes, and its pink!
do you like this survey?:	no its crap. =)
like/hate george bush?:	hate. HATEEEEEE!!! die bitch DIE!
who do you think is totally hot?:	tamara... my husband and wife, gwen stefani, maria sharapova, billie joe armstrong...
Do you think llamas could cross breed with ducks?:	maybe they could? and become... llucks. or damas.
do you like your potatoes a. mashed b boiled c. made into chips or d. raw:	chips! but do u mean yankee chips or english chips??
do you like your nose?:	no =( but i live with it!
whats the time?:	time u got a watch! hah...so old..and lame...
are you bored?:	yes i am =)
what would you name your llama?:	Harold =) or... Ghandi. whether its male or female
Ever had sex?:	many many times =)
are you yawning right now? yawn yawn:	yepp. yawn ywanie yawn
what coulor are your eyebrows?:	black.. dark brown?
ever eaten dog food?:	yes! yummy! just cant resist the meaty jelly =P
how many llamas does it take to screw a llama?:	one... or more if u want a llama orgy. OoO saucy
whats the stupidest thing youve ever done?:	many things... too many things to list! doing this servey would be one of them?
do you have a tatoo? if not what would you like to have one of?:	........i want one on my back. of like... an eagle or somethin coooool!
describe your favourite colour without saying it:	....its green. damn, i lost =(
can your tongue reach your nose?:	can urs?
Ever tasted a llama?:	yes. it makes me cream!
whats more random than a random survey?:	random answers to a random survey
can i ask you a question?:	isnt that a question?
if you have any siblings who is your favourite?:	=O favouritism!? no no no
ever bitten a teapot?:	oh yes. i have a tendency to do that. i gave my teapot rabies =)
Ever had a llama spit on you?:	yes... the llama gave me rabies, then i gave the rabies to the teapot mentioned earlier =)
do you want ear plugs?:	no...
whats your best friends hair colour?:	i got lots of bezzies! hm... black/brown, blonde
which came first the chicken or the egg?:	.... a potato!
true or false i have a headache:	talse. or.... frue 8-\|
Whats your favorite animal (It better be a llama or else!):	flying tree squirrel!♥ (so what u gonna do huh???)
what colour nose does rudolph the red nosed reigndeer have?:	erm... i think its green.... but it might be purple? im not sure!
How many lights are on in your house? (go check mister!):	how do u know im a mister??? =O
do you go to church:	nope. not since i was lil with the school =P
tell me why you love eggs, without using the letter 'E':	cos th_y'r_ gr_at. but i dont lik_ yolk =O
Ever heard the llama song?:	ummm...??
do you eat human hands?:	yes... dont tell anyone
whos faster you or a snail?:	the snail =(
do you like sporks?:	yeah they rock my lil pink cotton socks! ♥
what country do you live in?:	good ol' eng-er-land!
do you think llamas like pancakes?:	yes. especially duck pancakes. ♥
is pork chop a good name for a pig?:	no. it should be... Harold or Ghandi. like the llama. ♥
are you in view of a microwave?:	no. im in view of a computer screen, does that count?
choose one - rage or love?:	loveeeeeeeeeee =P ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
do you wanna choke avril lavigne with her f****** tie?:	nO!!!!! pOOr avril!! =(
approximatly how many llamas do you think ive seen?:	maybeeeee... a few more than a few...
is 76 questions not enough?:	yes. it is enough. please stop!
do you eat paste?:	why are u doing this to me!!!!!???
is santa evil?:	yes! he climbs in lil kids bedrooms then empties his sack... ew...
have you ever typed:	no. my robotic monkey wearin primark thongs is typing this for me.
are you going to learn more about llamas?:	only if u learn more about flying tree squirrels! ♥
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