My first entry. Woo...
| -VERY- random survey | |
| do you like pillows?: | yes. i hump them =) |
| ever met a talking squirrel?: | =O yes! how do u know!? |
| whats your favourite band spelt backwards?: | i have loads... ermm... ecnamor lacimehc ym |
| whats your sexual orientation?: | straight... but curious... bi? hm not bi |
| have you ever seen a llama?: | yes. and its a terrible heartbreaking story =( |
| geat the nearest book turn to page 8 and type line 4: | magic and crime. He made a silent promise that if he got |
| do you wear short shorts: | oh yes. show off my sexii legs! muahaha |
| can you make a card pyramid?: | yeah...but not a very tall one -_0 |
| what is your fathers name?: | i have a father!? =O where!!!!??? |
| have you ever kissed a llama?: | ...i prefer not to talk about mine and the llamas private life |
| do you love me? of c'mon you know you do?: | of course i do! will u marry me!? |
| Ever done a random survey and accidently delete the whole thing?: | yes! grrrrrawrrr!! |
| Favourite vegetable?: | carrots! orange makes me hyper! =P |
| Last thing you bought?: | eyeliner... oh and some sunshades! |
| Ever taken a survey as pointless as this?: | yep, cos im sad like that! |
| Do you like green day?: | theyre ok! billie joe's kinda hawt! |
| How many condoms have you bought this year?: | OoO many many many...! (most get blown into lil party balloons =)) |
| Can you say the alphabet backwards?: | z...y...x...w...v... thats as far as i can go =( |
| You wanna get high?: | im high on life! i dont need nothing that mashes my brain up thanks =) |
| Do you like llamas?: | ...shh...i told u im not going there -_- |
| Whats your favourite song in a different language?: | Um i forgot what its called.. one by..i think theyre called O-zone!? |
| Ever fantasised about sex with someone famous? if so who?: | lol yesh! gwen stefani, jennifer ellison, maria sharapova..... |
| Should i dye my hair?: | i dont know... i cant see u can i! ...or can i...? |
| Have you seen family guy?: | nope. never watched it.. dont see the big deal! simpsons rules!!!! |
| Do you own a llama?: | whats with the llama crap!? |
| Do you like rap? (ew): | some is ok. dont ew. ew u too |
| Whats your mothers maiden name?: | starmer =/ |
| Star sign?: | pisces. fishes! |
| can you rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time?: | yep. cos im a clever boy! =P |
| Whats your favorite breed of llama?: | llamas come in breeds?... |
| do you own an ipod?: | yes, and its pink! |
| do you like this survey?: | no its crap. =) |
| like/hate george bush?: | hate. HATEEEEEE!!! die bitch DIE! |
| who do you think is totally hot?: | tamara... my husband and wife, gwen stefani, maria sharapova, billie joe armstrong... |
| Do you think llamas could cross breed with ducks?: | maybe they could? and become... llucks. or damas. |
| do you like your potatoes a. mashed b boiled c. made into chips or d. raw: | chips! but do u mean yankee chips or english chips?? |
| do you like your nose?: | no =( but i live with it! |
| whats the time?: | time u got a watch! hah...so old..and lame... |
| are you bored?: | yes i am =) |
| what would you name your llama?: | Harold =) or... Ghandi. whether its male or female |
| Ever had sex?: | many many times =) |
| are you yawning right now? *yawn yawn*: | yepp. *yawn ywanie yawn* |
| what coulor are your eyebrows?: | black.. dark brown? |
| ever eaten dog food?: | yes! yummy! just cant resist the meaty jelly =P |
| how many llamas does it take to screw a llama?: | one... or more if u want a llama orgy. OoO saucy |
| whats the stupidest thing youve ever done?: | many things... too many things to list! doing this servey would be one of them? |
| do you have a tatoo? if not what would you like to have one of?: | ........i want one on my back. of like... an eagle or somethin coooool! |
| describe your favourite colour without saying it: | ....its green. damn, i lost =( |
| can your tongue reach your nose?: | can urs? |
| Ever tasted a llama?: | yes. it makes me cream! |
| whats more random than a random survey?: | random answers to a random survey |
| can i ask you a question?: | isnt that a question? |
| if you have any siblings who is your favourite?: | =O favouritism!? no no no |
| ever bitten a teapot?: | oh yes. i have a tendency to do that. i gave my teapot rabies =) |
| Ever had a llama spit on you?: | yes... the llama gave me rabies, then i gave the rabies to the teapot mentioned earlier =) |
| do you want ear plugs?: | no... |
| whats your best friends hair colour?: | i got lots of bezzies! hm... black/brown, blonde |
| which came first the chicken or the egg?: | .... a potato! |
| true or false i have a headache: | talse. or.... frue 8-| |
| Whats your favorite animal (It better be a llama or else!): | flying tree squirrel!♥ (so what u gonna do huh???) |
| what colour nose does rudolph the red nosed reigndeer have?: | erm... i think its green.... but it might be purple? im not sure! |
| How many lights are on in your house? (go check mister!): | how do u know im a mister??? =O |
| do you go to church: | nope. not since i was lil with the school =P |
| tell me why you love eggs, without using the letter 'E': | cos th_y'r_ gr_at. but i dont lik_ yolk =O |
| Ever heard the llama song?: | ummm...?? |
| do you eat human hands?: | yes... dont tell anyone |
| whos faster you or a snail?: | the snail =( |
| do you like sporks?: | yeah they rock my lil pink cotton socks! ♥ |
| what country do you live in?: | good ol' eng-er-land! |
| do you think llamas like pancakes?: | yes. especially duck pancakes. ♥ |
| is pork chop a good name for a pig?: | no. it should be... Harold or Ghandi. like the llama. ♥ |
| are you in view of a microwave?: | no. im in view of a computer screen, does that count? |
| choose one - rage or love?: | loveeeeeeeeeee =P ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ |
| do you wanna choke avril lavigne with her f****** tie?: | nO!!!!! pOOr avril!! =( |
| approximatly how many llamas do you think ive seen?: | maybeeeee... a few more than a few... |
| is 76 questions not enough?: | yes. it is enough. please stop! |
| do you eat paste?: | why are u doing this to me!!!!!??? |
| is santa evil?: | yes! he climbs in lil kids bedrooms then empties his sack... ew... |
| have you ever typed: | no. my robotic monkey wearin primark thongs is typing this for me. |
| are you going to learn more about llamas?: | only if u learn more about flying tree squirrels! ♥ |
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